I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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