Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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