i don't like sucking hair
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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