In the future we'll all be gay
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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