Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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