i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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