I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You're a waste of cheezeits
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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