Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
my sisters under your porch take her home
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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