Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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