I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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