Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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