it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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