idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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