did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
