Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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