How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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