So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I will die if light touches me.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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