Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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