he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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