belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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