Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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