i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We talked him into tasing himself.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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