If i come over, it means nothing
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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