Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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