Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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