i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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