Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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