I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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