He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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