dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
