He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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