I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My cat gives me a boner
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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