no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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