I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize