I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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