what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
we're so committed to being not committed
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