I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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