i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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