Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
