But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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