I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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