this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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