i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Green mimosas i think yes
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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