It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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