pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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