Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Can't talk, ducks in the car
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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