he told me I talked like a deaf person
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Do plants get herpes?
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