Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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