Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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