so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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