direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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