i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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