if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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