That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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